Have you been experiencing a crippling absence of cloudbursts?
Are you in desperate need of a downpour?
Would you sell your soul for a sprinkle?
Well worry no more! Give the offices of Crannell, Smyth and Emma a call today! We promise to bring precipitation to your town within twenty four hours of our arrival, or your money back- guaranteed!* Simply pay our travel, lodging and food expenses and we will bring the rain to your town by the time we arrive. Many customers' weather patterns have been influenced simply with the threat of our arrival!
We have over 50 years (85 if you include the dog years) of combined experience bringing rain to cities across the country. Why in just the past month we've:
- brought 5 inches of snow to Marietta, OK,
- 7 inches of snow or more to Arkansas in locations such as Fayetteville, Eureka Springs, Jasper, and Heber Srings,
- rain to Louisiana from Shreveport to New Orleans,
- snow to Mobile, Alabama
- torrential downpours to Pensacola,
- and a hard freeze to Tallahassee, Florida.
If your crops need rain, book now as our travel schedule is filling up fast! In the event we are unavailable for your particular dates, we can send one of our associates. While Christy doesn't specialize in rain, she has been bringing unseasonable weather to her travel destinations for years now!
We're excited about our upcoming dates in Georgia, the Carolinas and Washington, DC! Call to catch our latest adventures today!
*No actual money back whatsoever.